Mike-e
So remember that post from last week where I said I would have at least three posts by the end of the week? Then remember how one of them had that super cute picture of Brie being all pregnant and lovely? What about that funny story about Logan? No, you don’t remember any of that? Well, why would you, I didn’t post a single thing last week. The last thing I posted was a strange story about a tie. I didn’t even understand that. I was all set to come on here and pretend like last week didn’t happen, but what fun would that be?

So I think Brie is 23 weeks pregnant now. I could be wrong about that though. She has been buying a lot of maternity clothes lately, and has all kinds of doctor appointments so if she isn’t pregnant then I really don’t know what’s going on. So in the spirit of her possibly being pregnant, and me being a guy who thinks he can use his camera here she is in all her pregnant glory.


How do you like the vignette? It shows how deep and artsy I am.

I think she is beautiful, and love the belly. That is until I really think about what’s going on in there. At that point, I get a bit freaked out, but doesn’t everyone? I mean, come on, SHE’S GROWING A PERSON IN THERE! That is just wild! After seeing him move around in the ultrasound, it’s even more crazy to think about. The ultrasound tech girl zoomed in on his face and pointed out that he was drinking the amniotic fluid. You could see his mouth moving, and his little throat sucking down the stuff. I didn’t really know they did that. I think I’d rather not know that they did that.

So maybe you’ll get more entries from me this week. We just got back from a weekend trip to Glenwood Springs (Not Brek like I thought), I want to finish a post I have half written about school, my thoughts on Nicole’s awesome post (one of many!), and how I feel about the tiny toilet living in my bathroom full of Elmo stickers.

Now I’m going to go pretend like it’s not 1:30am, and that Logan lets his dad sleep in.

Mike-e

Once I was getting ready for a job interview. I was in the office bathroom trying to tie my tie. I hate ties, and was getting very frustrated because I just couldn’t get tied correctly. I would tie, untie, tie, untie, this must have went on for forty minutes. or so. Finally another dude wearing a tie came in to search for ponies or whatever it is other guys do in bathrooms for hours, and I noticed his knot looked just like the one I had been untying for the past few days. Then another guy walked in and his was the same way. I had been tying it properly the entire time. I realized that when you really look at them, ties are very stupid.

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“Great story dad.” - Logan



Mike-e

At Logan’s last baby well appointment, I was advised that I needed to get Logan off the bottle. I guess it’s bad for his teeth or something. This isn’t an easy thing to do. Logan loves his bottle, and he is adorable when he has it! Also, it’s one of those little things that allows me to pretend that he really is a baby, and not a toddler. I know, I have problems letting go. You would think that I’d be ok with all this since we have Zander on the way, but no. Anyway, I’ve been using sippy cups as much as I can, and for the most part he’s accepted them, and uses them. He knows which cups will leak if he bangs them on the floor, which cups he can use to fling whatever liquid he’s drinking at us, and what cups make the loudest noise when thrown on the floor. I don’t even know these things yet, and often think the worst when I hear that loud thud of cup and floor connecting.

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Lucky for me, it’s easy to pretend like he’s still mostly baby. Aside from the bottle, he still isn’t really talking. We have figured out that I am "RA” and Brie is “MA”. Ra is an Egyptian sun god, so I will take it as a compliment. Everything else is communicated through sign language. He’s been saying more or food for a long time. Within the past four months or so he’s added water, milk, hungry, tired, all done, baby, dog, and as of today help. It’s really cute, and a lot of fun since not everyone can read baby sign language. So I’m ok with him not speaking, he communicates just fine.

BTW, by the title I meant I'm doing it wrong by giving him both the sippy cup and the bottle at the same time as implied by the picture. I really shouldn't make any kind of attempt at writing when I'm this tired. If I stuck by that rule though I'd never update. I don't want to hear any "But you don't update now" because I am updating right now, so you're wrong.

Mike-e

After getting Zander’s picture taken, we had to have the photo’s critiqued. This is always the hardest part. Personally I hate those moments when the person is quietly looking over the photo you love. Do you like it, hate it, what’s wrong with it? Why are you looking in that corner, don’t look there! Look at that really cool rock next to that dead tree. Then with a small smile you are told that its a nice photo. You know they are lying. It’s best just not to share your work. Uh… oh yeah. The doctor looked over the ultrasound pictures and decided that there was a cist on our child’s brain that could lead to some pretty amazing superpowers, and that we should have someone in Denver take a look at it. At least that’s what I think she said. I could be a bit off. Don’t quote me. So Brie went downtown on Thursday for a reshoot. The bad news was that Zander does not (as far as we know) have any superpowers. The good news however was that the cist is mostly gone. (I don’t think I’m spelling cist right, but spell check says it’s fine, and I’m not googling it.) Another bit of good news was that this doctor took 4d shots of Zander and printed them out. These pictures are so strange. While I think it’s really cool to see what Zander would look like if he were sculpted our of clay, it’s also a bit unreal. Though I still am having issues believing that Brie is really pregnant, and that’s I’m going to be watching a two year old and an infant at the same time but that’s beside the point.

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The first shot is from the back. You can see his arm, shoulder, back, head and ear. So far I only count four fingers. Thumb must be sold separately. The second shot is a side view. You can make out the spin leading up to his arm. He knew his picture was being taken which is why he flexed his mighty bicep. Totally taking after his dad already.

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Saved the best and freakiest for last. His little face where you can make out his eyes, nose, even a bit of his mouth and chest. It looks like he might just have his daddy’s nose. Of course he also has some kind of creature attacking his head. I think it may be a tentacle from a squid.

Yeah.. I think we’re spelling it with a Z.

Mike-e

There is a part of me that wants to start this post with the blogger chant.  “Sorry I haven’t posted in so long..” then follow that up with a list of reasons that account for my lack of posts. Well, I’m not going to do that. I don’t want to. It just doesn’t make for interesting writing does it? Of course, interesting writing is very subjective, and who knows who might find an apologetic post interesting. Not me.

Moving on. It has been some time, meaning time has passed. Brie was at the time of this picture 20 weeks pregnant. How adorable is she? Her little baby bump is starting to show. She is doing fantastic. She’s working out a few times a week, pushing us to eat better, and looking great the entire time. I can’t say the same about me, so I won’t. Instead I will distract you.

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Not with her picture, though I do like how we got one of her pregnant pictures over near the monkey area of the Denver Zoo. Part of the 20 week ritual is to see a doctor who will place a strange device on Brie’s bump, show us random bits of static, and inform us if we need to buy a new wardrobe, or embrace the world of hand me downs. We got the fantastic news that Logan is going to have a little Brother who will wear Logan’s tomato stained clothes and like it! We’re thrilled that we’re having another little boy. It means buying the cool toys, instead of those silly dolls that come with wigs and pet snakes, or whatever it is girls play with. So say hello to Zander. He’s…uhhh… not the black part, but not quite all of the white part in the pictures.

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Mike-e

Logan must be excited about the new Harry Potter movie. He's showing off his magic skills by sporting two baby toddler sized wands. I couldn't hear the spell he was muttering, but I found myself clucking like a chicken and dancing like a chimp shortly after I got this shot.






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Brie's cousins recently came to town, and brought with them as any good parent does their son Wyatt. Wyatt is only a couple weeks younger then Logan, so it was interesting to see how they were different, the same, and how the interacted with each other. Logan doesn't hang out with other babies very often, so it's always fun to see how he's going to react. While he was shy at first, he eased himself into the situation and started playing Wyatt. Logan has always been really good about sharing his toys with the family and was doing the same with Wyatt. He would giving Wyatt the little shapes that fit into the proper holes on the top of the bucket in the picture. Wyatt decided that he wanted the bucket and took it from Logan. You can see that Logan didn't want to give it up.


I know, that was a silly story considering that since I wrote last Logan has started walking full time, can use a fork with some accuracy, and is picking up and using all the signs we teach him. He still isn't saying any recognizable words, but those will come in time. I told that little story because Logan is going to need to learn to share when he becomes a big brother. Yes, if there is anyone out there not friends with us on facebook, Brie is pregnant. Baby number two will be born on December 31st providing the Brie carries her to term. No we don't know the sex of the baby yet, I just don't want to say “it”. Plus saying her may drives Brie nuts since she really wants a boy. It would be nice to have another boy as we do have a lot of boy clothes, and a nice big room they can share. Otherwise one will have the nice big room, while the other will have the little baby sized room. We'll take whatever we get though. It's pretty wild to think that we're going to be doing the baby thing all over again. Daily tummy time, waiting for her to roll over, smile, sit up, crawl, stand, walk.... not to mention thousands of pictures. So Logan, you need to learn to share kiddo. I had to share my toys with you, now you can share them with her. ;)




Mike-e
It's been a month now
When will Daddy write again
I have a sad face

Mike-e

It’s Haiku Sunday!

Daddy forgot to do it

That’s not so cool Dad!

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Mike-e

 

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Today was Brie's birthday! I thought it would be fun if Logan made her a card. The Babyman and I have not completed too many art projects together, so using the pastels (I couldn’t find the crayons) was a fairly new experience for him. He didn’t quite understand the coloring on the paper part, and was more interested in collecting the new colorful objects. It only held it attention for a short while, but we had fun making her card. Later on we all went out to dinner and just hung out as a family. Logan and I are really lucky and happy to have Brie in our lives. Happy Birthday Brie! We hope you had a fun time with us!

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Mike-e

 

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Ok, so I owe Logan two haiku's, and maybe a little bit of real content. So for a quick update, Logan is not walking yet. He is taking steps all the time, but he always ends up back on his hands and knees. He is a very fast crawler, almost fast enough to catch the kitty. He can give kisses and hugs, and is very good about sharing food and his toys. It's not against his nature to share a very soggy goldfish cracker with you. The other day I was laying on the floor playing with him, and he crawled away for a moment.  I was soon met by a hand being shoved in my mouth with a used goldfish in it. The soggy one's are always a delight. He loves my keys and wallet, and finds interesting places to hide them. Thankfully the toilet is not on that list. My friend Billie was not quite so lucky in that department. He weighs just over twenty pounds (20.5 this evening) so we flipped around his car seat. I know it is recommended that we don't do this until he weighs more, but we just couldn't help it. It's so much nicer to be able to see him, and a bit of the worry is gone now when he's snacking on crackers, cookies, or whatever happens to be within his reach. He's still not really sleeping through the night. He has a nasty habit of waking up around 2:00am crying until I give him some milk. Last night I didn't give in to his cries and he did just fine. So I guess the milk was a comfort thing and not so much a hunger thing. The sad part is, that I really don't mind his middle of the night bottle. I'm never happy about it the next day, but I love sitting in the dark with him in my lap drinking from his bottle. Maybe I'm still just a really new dad, or I'm just too sentimental about things. I just know that he is growing up, and before I know it my baby will be gone, and a little boy will be running around the house. Maybe that's why people have more kids. They just miss the babies once they are gone. It will be very nice once Logan can interact with us more, but I really love my babyman. Ok enough of that. I'll try and update this blog more so I don't have to write so much next time.