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While this picture is near one year old, I can’t get over how adorable it is. I got a lot of great shots last year, and this year forgot to bring my camera to Christmas Eve with Brie’s parents. Nice. I guess we’ll see how tomorrow goes. Also, this time next week, we will have Zander with us. One week! Yikes! I’ve come to accept that fact that Brie will forever be pregnant, and it will just be the three of us. The medical people tell us that this is not the case, and Brie seems quite pleased with that little fact. I’m still a little scared to have a new human with us again. At the same time it’s exciting and fun. I guess that what parenting is though. A terrifyingly exciting journey though a lake of rice cereal. Uhf… one week.

Mike-e


I'm feeding giraffes.
Long black tongues take the cracker
My life is awesome!


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One of the fun things about being a parent is watching all the silly things your kids do. They are after all put here for our amusement. In exchange for the entrainment, we give them food, clean diapers, and let them watch whatever they want however many times they want and we don’t complain. So tonight’s entertainment was your classic messy kid. We gave him an Oreo Cookie (double stuffed, nothing but the best!) to keep him busy while we finished eating. I’m a crazy slow eater and at times need to push his meals into overtime. I was not aware that a simple cookie could become so awesomely messy. I’ll let the pictures finish up this post.

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The almighty sugar crash…

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Love that little guy! You should see him dance!

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We have actually made a bit of progress on getting Logan's room together. We cleared out most of my junk. In fact, if you close the closet doors it would appear that I was never there. Then you open the doors and question why I feel the need to keep so much stuff. At least I was keeping it where you couldn't see it, so... quit looking in my closet! Once we relocated my stuff, we, well Brie and her family, painted the room, and we (I was involved with this part) put together this cool Toy Story toddler bedroom set. It came with a table, two chairs, these plastic toy holders that Logan loves throwing at us, and a Toddler bed. I love the scale of everything. I feel much taller then I really am when I walk into this room full of tiny furniture. Logan seems to enjoy everything as well. I thought today would be as good a day as any to have him try out his new bed during his afternoon nap. Since we learned that he can walk through crib bars the bed feels like a logical step. As you can see from the picture below, everything started out promising. He was all cute and snug in his bed, bottle in his mouth flanked by Buzz and Woody. I knew what was going to happen; everyone knew what was going to happen. He was up in a heartbeat and playing with his toys. After 30 minutes, I moved him to his crib so he could take his real nap. I'm going to keep playing this game until Logan sneaks up on me when he's supposed to be napping and smacks me in the back of the head with his recently used diaper. Then I'll regroup and figure something else out. In the mean time it's fun to pretend like this is the way to transition him to his new bed. Maybe it really is, and I'm a natural when it comes to this parenting thing. Perhaps I'm not just making it all up as I go along. I may just be tapping into this internal fountain of parental knowledge, causing my mad daddy skills to rock! Maybe not though. I'll have to ask the kitty when he wakes up. He seems to know some things.



Not too bad for a cell phone picture eh? It freaks me out a bit that he has no arms though.

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This morning I got up and walked past Logan's room as I normally do. The door was closed as it normally is. We have to do this because Sierra (our dog) loves to wonder into his room at night and wake him up. I'm not sure why she does this. Maybe she thinks it's funny. Anyway, as I walked past I heard something knock on his door. I thought I was hearing things, so I opened it just a bit, and a little hand emerged to assist me in my task. Next a little figure ambled out making the sign for milk. I was floored to see that Logan had gotten out of his crib. I wasn't bothered really that he had gotten out, as it is a rite of passage for most kids (right?), but I was more bothered that I couldn't figure out how he did it. He has a standard crib with bars at a decent height. There is no step latter, no bird to lift him out, and as far as I know, there isn't any real reason why he should have gotten out. But he did. Not only did he find a way over the bars, he also somehow managed to descend the four feet or so to the ground without hurting himself. Later on we put him back in and asked him to climb out. Of course… he didn't. He didn't during his nap either. I'm quite tempted to put a mattress or our climbing crash pad down at the base of his crib right now just to make sure his fall is as uneventful tomorrow should he have one. I'm thinking he won't need one though. I'm pretty sure he's getting out by going through his bars. He's like the x-men Kitty Pride, but he can only go through bars. If he could go through walls he wouldn't need me to open the door. Unless he really can walk through walls, and he's just messing with me. He would do that.

Also, after three months, and a lot of scrubbing mold, our refrigerator is finally fixed. A guy who looked like Santa came by and replaced the relay switch on our compressor. I thought that was really cool that Santa would do something like that. So many people are saying that we're getting a baby for Christmas. But I say having a fridge inside the kitchen (as opposed to the garage where our second one lives) is a pretty rocking present. Santa did make us pay him though, so maybe it wasn't a present. Or maybe he just figured out that I really was naughty all those years, and he's making me pay him back for wrongfully given presents. Well, whatever it was, thank you for fixing the fridge Santa! Now let's talk about my shocks and my master clutch cylinder.



Mike-e

So I can no longer use school as an excuse for not updating my blog. I was going to use the “I have to get ready for the new baby” line, but no one would believe me since I’m not the one actually growing the child. So I guess I’ll put down some words on this dusty old thing, and pretend like someone is going to read it.

In less then three weeks, we have an appointment to have a baby. This concept still blows my mind. Logan came a week and half past his due date, so I came to accept that due dates are not as accurate as we want them to be. With Logan, I spent a lot of time worrying about the drive to the hospital. I thought for sure it would be in a snowstorm during rush hour, since we had to drive to Denver. But no, her water broke at 1:00 in the morning on a nice warm March night. I did miss the turn, but that was the only exciting part. Well, that and the whole having a baby part. This time, the hospital is right up the street. This time we don’t have her bag packed, I haven’t installed the new car seat (but we don’t have that yet so I have a good excuse) or really done anything that makes me feel like we’re going to be entertaining a newborn soon. I guess things are just different the second time around. Maybe it’s just a been there done that kind of thing. Or maybe I’m so terrified about taking care of two, that I’m just in denial. I’m going with option B.

This is going to be short since I haven’t written in a while. I’m kind of rusty at this point. My goal however is to post daily until Zander is born. So instead of more words, here is a picture from the last set of maternity pictures we took.

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No, she did not grow an extra set of arms. Not yet anyway.

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So remember that post from last week where I said I would have at least three posts by the end of the week? Then remember how one of them had that super cute picture of Brie being all pregnant and lovely? What about that funny story about Logan? No, you don’t remember any of that? Well, why would you, I didn’t post a single thing last week. The last thing I posted was a strange story about a tie. I didn’t even understand that. I was all set to come on here and pretend like last week didn’t happen, but what fun would that be?

So I think Brie is 23 weeks pregnant now. I could be wrong about that though. She has been buying a lot of maternity clothes lately, and has all kinds of doctor appointments so if she isn’t pregnant then I really don’t know what’s going on. So in the spirit of her possibly being pregnant, and me being a guy who thinks he can use his camera here she is in all her pregnant glory.


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I think she is beautiful, and love the belly. That is until I really think about what’s going on in there. At that point, I get a bit freaked out, but doesn’t everyone? I mean, come on, SHE’S GROWING A PERSON IN THERE! That is just wild! After seeing him move around in the ultrasound, it’s even more crazy to think about. The ultrasound tech girl zoomed in on his face and pointed out that he was drinking the amniotic fluid. You could see his mouth moving, and his little throat sucking down the stuff. I didn’t really know they did that. I think I’d rather not know that they did that.

So maybe you’ll get more entries from me this week. We just got back from a weekend trip to Glenwood Springs (Not Brek like I thought), I want to finish a post I have half written about school, my thoughts on Nicole’s awesome post (one of many!), and how I feel about the tiny toilet living in my bathroom full of Elmo stickers.

Now I’m going to go pretend like it’s not 1:30am, and that Logan lets his dad sleep in.

Mike-e

Once I was getting ready for a job interview. I was in the office bathroom trying to tie my tie. I hate ties, and was getting very frustrated because I just couldn’t get tied correctly. I would tie, untie, tie, untie, this must have went on for forty minutes. or so. Finally another dude wearing a tie came in to search for ponies or whatever it is other guys do in bathrooms for hours, and I noticed his knot looked just like the one I had been untying for the past few days. Then another guy walked in and his was the same way. I had been tying it properly the entire time. I realized that when you really look at them, ties are very stupid.

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“Great story dad.” - Logan



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At Logan’s last baby well appointment, I was advised that I needed to get Logan off the bottle. I guess it’s bad for his teeth or something. This isn’t an easy thing to do. Logan loves his bottle, and he is adorable when he has it! Also, it’s one of those little things that allows me to pretend that he really is a baby, and not a toddler. I know, I have problems letting go. You would think that I’d be ok with all this since we have Zander on the way, but no. Anyway, I’ve been using sippy cups as much as I can, and for the most part he’s accepted them, and uses them. He knows which cups will leak if he bangs them on the floor, which cups he can use to fling whatever liquid he’s drinking at us, and what cups make the loudest noise when thrown on the floor. I don’t even know these things yet, and often think the worst when I hear that loud thud of cup and floor connecting.

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Lucky for me, it’s easy to pretend like he’s still mostly baby. Aside from the bottle, he still isn’t really talking. We have figured out that I am "RA” and Brie is “MA”. Ra is an Egyptian sun god, so I will take it as a compliment. Everything else is communicated through sign language. He’s been saying more or food for a long time. Within the past four months or so he’s added water, milk, hungry, tired, all done, baby, dog, and as of today help. It’s really cute, and a lot of fun since not everyone can read baby sign language. So I’m ok with him not speaking, he communicates just fine.

BTW, by the title I meant I'm doing it wrong by giving him both the sippy cup and the bottle at the same time as implied by the picture. I really shouldn't make any kind of attempt at writing when I'm this tired. If I stuck by that rule though I'd never update. I don't want to hear any "But you don't update now" because I am updating right now, so you're wrong.

Mike-e

After getting Zander’s picture taken, we had to have the photo’s critiqued. This is always the hardest part. Personally I hate those moments when the person is quietly looking over the photo you love. Do you like it, hate it, what’s wrong with it? Why are you looking in that corner, don’t look there! Look at that really cool rock next to that dead tree. Then with a small smile you are told that its a nice photo. You know they are lying. It’s best just not to share your work. Uh… oh yeah. The doctor looked over the ultrasound pictures and decided that there was a cist on our child’s brain that could lead to some pretty amazing superpowers, and that we should have someone in Denver take a look at it. At least that’s what I think she said. I could be a bit off. Don’t quote me. So Brie went downtown on Thursday for a reshoot. The bad news was that Zander does not (as far as we know) have any superpowers. The good news however was that the cist is mostly gone. (I don’t think I’m spelling cist right, but spell check says it’s fine, and I’m not googling it.) Another bit of good news was that this doctor took 4d shots of Zander and printed them out. These pictures are so strange. While I think it’s really cool to see what Zander would look like if he were sculpted our of clay, it’s also a bit unreal. Though I still am having issues believing that Brie is really pregnant, and that’s I’m going to be watching a two year old and an infant at the same time but that’s beside the point.

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The first shot is from the back. You can see his arm, shoulder, back, head and ear. So far I only count four fingers. Thumb must be sold separately. The second shot is a side view. You can make out the spin leading up to his arm. He knew his picture was being taken which is why he flexed his mighty bicep. Totally taking after his dad already.

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Saved the best and freakiest for last. His little face where you can make out his eyes, nose, even a bit of his mouth and chest. It looks like he might just have his daddy’s nose. Of course he also has some kind of creature attacking his head. I think it may be a tentacle from a squid.

Yeah.. I think we’re spelling it with a Z.

Mike-e

There is a part of me that wants to start this post with the blogger chant.  “Sorry I haven’t posted in so long..” then follow that up with a list of reasons that account for my lack of posts. Well, I’m not going to do that. I don’t want to. It just doesn’t make for interesting writing does it? Of course, interesting writing is very subjective, and who knows who might find an apologetic post interesting. Not me.

Moving on. It has been some time, meaning time has passed. Brie was at the time of this picture 20 weeks pregnant. How adorable is she? Her little baby bump is starting to show. She is doing fantastic. She’s working out a few times a week, pushing us to eat better, and looking great the entire time. I can’t say the same about me, so I won’t. Instead I will distract you.

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Not with her picture, though I do like how we got one of her pregnant pictures over near the monkey area of the Denver Zoo. Part of the 20 week ritual is to see a doctor who will place a strange device on Brie’s bump, show us random bits of static, and inform us if we need to buy a new wardrobe, or embrace the world of hand me downs. We got the fantastic news that Logan is going to have a little Brother who will wear Logan’s tomato stained clothes and like it! We’re thrilled that we’re having another little boy. It means buying the cool toys, instead of those silly dolls that come with wigs and pet snakes, or whatever it is girls play with. So say hello to Zander. He’s…uhhh… not the black part, but not quite all of the white part in the pictures.

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Mike-e

Logan must be excited about the new Harry Potter movie. He's showing off his magic skills by sporting two baby toddler sized wands. I couldn't hear the spell he was muttering, but I found myself clucking like a chicken and dancing like a chimp shortly after I got this shot.